Wobbling Bytes by Crest
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY Z[/ ]^ _ - - - - HI GUYZ !!! GREETINX GO TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND CONTACTS !!! CONGRATIOLATOINS TO SEGA FOR EINSTEIN 3 , 'CAUSE IT'S REAL COOL . CREDZ FOR THIS INTRO : CODE BY CROSSBOW MUSIC BY JCH GRAFIK BY CROSSBOW CHAR BY ??? SEE YA' - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY Z[/ ]^ _ - - WELCOME TO 'WOBBLING BYTES' FINISHED ON 27.12.1988 ! SENDED OUT IN THE EARLY '89 ! NEW YEAR - NEW MEMBER . SO LET US WELCOME OUR NEW CODER(?) CALLED FANATIC . TRY TO GET 'THE NAME OF THE LAME' OUR NEW YEARS DEMO INCLUDING FANATICS FIRST SELFCODED(?) PART ! CONTACT US FOR ANYTHING BEING COPYABLE : CREST PLK 839 B 7000 STUTTGART 80 ALLEMAGNE OVER AND OUT FOR THIS PART , MORE TEXT TO COME SO PRESS SPACE ......... - 9SPACE DOESN'T WORK HERE ! - SO LET'S CONTINUE - .WITH THE TEXT - SHIT , SHIT , SHIT ! I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHERE I STOPPED . SO START AGAIN - <I'M A CODEMONSTER AND NO TEXTMONSTER AS GOLDRUSH IS ! SO BYE - 9_A LANGSAM _D SCHNELLER - 8HI YALL OUTTHERE . WELCOME 2 YET ANOTHER DEMO BY CREST . - )FIRST SOME FAST CREDZ _D CODE BY CROSSBOW - /MUSIC FROM THE LEGEND-WRITER DISC (SOUND NO.30) - +PIC BY LIZZARD / MANIPUALITIONS BY CROSSBOW - ;SCROLL-CHAR BY COMMODORE 64 - 3LOGO BY ACCOLADE _C $ AND FINALLY TEXT BY GOLDRUSH - WHAT DO U THINK 'BOUT THE WOBBLER ?? QUIET NORMAL , EH ?? BUT WHAT'S ABOUT THIS - 8 GOD DAMED , I HATE X-MAS ! IT'S SO STUPID 2 SIT AT HOME , WAITING 4 THE STUPID AND MOST TIMES SENNSLESS PRESENTS BROUGHT BY THE GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUS , NOT ABLE 2 GO 2 ANY DISCO OR PUP COZ EVERYTHING IS CLOSED , UNABLE 2 HAVE FUN WITH GOOD OLD FRIENDS COZ THEY'VE 2 SIT AT HOME AND DO THE SAME SHIT THAN I DO . - # NOTHING EXCEPT OF BEING BOORED ..$ - $ KILL THE BOOREDOM AND KILL X-MAS ! - BUT I WON'T DEPRESS U ANY LONGER WITH MY X-MAS-HATING AND SO I WILL GO OVER 2 MORE PLEASANT THINX - HAVE U SEEN 'PUKE AROUND THE X-MAS TREE' , THE LAST DEMOS OF 'CREST' NO , GO AHEAD AND CONTACT US OR GET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE AND READ THE SCROLL-TEXTS , THEY ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID BUT AS STUPID THEY ARE AS FUNNY ARE THEY 2 READ , I PROMISE , U WILL LAUGH TILL THE END . U BETTER CONTACT US ANYWAY . OR SHALL I SAY : ANYWAY , CONTACT US - .4 WHAT SHALL I WRITE - WHAT ABOUT NO SCHOOL , I MEAN HOLIDAYS , WELL , I THINK ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULLEST TIME IN LIFE : SLEEP ALL DAY , CODE ALL NIGHT , DRINK ALL THE TIME , OR DO NOTHING - H9 , I REALY LOVE HOLIDAYS - ( AN ICREDIBLE NIGHTMARE HAS BECOME TRUE - .: CROSSBOW IS ON THE PHONE - NOT ENOUGH THAT HE NEARLY SPENTS ALL THE TIME AROUND MY HOUSE ,EVEN ON X-MAS I HAVE 2 HEAR HE SHITTY VOICE - .4 OHH GOD , I'M SICK - .5 I THINK I'VE 2 PUKE - NO , CROSSBOW , PLEASE , SHOW MERCY AND STOP TELLING ME THINX I DO NOT WANNA KNOW - REALY WHO ON EARTH WANTS 2 KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HIS NEW ROUTINS - IF THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WANTING 2 TALK 2 HIM PLEASE CONTACT US COZ I AND FANATIC HAVE ENOUGH OF CROSSBOW , WE WILL SEND HIM 2 U WITH X-PRESS . - ?I THINK NOW HE IS ANGRY COZ I'VE HANG UP WITHOUT SAYING A WORD - THE TELEPHONE RINGS AGAIN , BUT I WON'T ANSWER (HEHEHEHEHEHE). I'M REALY LUCKY THAT U ONLY CAN HEAR THROUGH THE TELEPHON AND NOT SMELL AND TASTE COZ I WOULD HAVE FALLEN UNCONSIOUS IF I COULD HAVE SMELLED CROSSBOWS BREATH . I TOLD HIM 100 TIMES THAT HE SHOULD USE TOOTH-PASTE 4 HIS ORAL HYGIENE AND NOT THE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS ASS - 6 REALY , HIS MOUTH AND MY ASSHOLE SMELL LIKE THE SAME - ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS OR ANY OTHER CREST-SCROLL-TEXT HAVE 2 THINK THE WE IN CREST ARE ALL CRAZY , STUPID , BRAINLESS , STOONED , JUNKIES , GAY AND ABSOLUTLY NOT OF THIS WORLD . WELL , I JUST CAN SAY THAT WE ARE ALL THE THINX I'VE JUST SAID , BUT SOMETIMES WE ARE JUST KIDDING , 4 X-AMPLE WHEN I SAID I HATE CROSSBOW AND I WILL SEND HIM 2 EVERYONE WHO WANTS HIM IT WAS A COMPLETE LIE CAUSE STRICLTLY SPEAKING I LOVE HIM - I WANT 2 MERRY HIM , LIFE WITH HIM , MAKING LOVE WITH HIM , HAVING 100 OF SMALL KIDS , ALL LIKE CROSSBOW AND I WANNA MERRY FANATIC TOO . I LOVE THEIR INCREDIBLE TASTING SMELL , LIKE GOOD OLD SHIT . U WILL AGREE WHEN U HAVE SEEN AND SMELLED THEM THE FIRST TIME .$.. IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE . MAYBE U WILL MEET US THREE SOMEWHERE ON A COPY-PARTY OR SOMEWHERE ELSE , MAYBE ON TV OR IN THE NEWSPAPER OR ANYWHERE ELSE , I PROMISE U WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH CROSSBOW AND FANATIC , BUT BEWARE OF THE JEALOUS GOLDRUSH . DON'T TOUCH THE TWO NICE GUYS OR I'II KILL U . BUT IF U CONTACT US I'LL SEND U A PHOTO OF US THREE SO U CAN ALWAYS LOOK AT US IF U MASTRUBATE . ANYWAY , IF U HAVE SEEN US THE FIRST TIME U WILL MASTRUBATE ALL DAY LONG OR BETTER ALL NIGHT LONG . - 9 , I THINK I'M OUT OF WORDS (WHAT A TERRIBLE CONCEPTION) - BUT PLEASE DON'T RESET CAUSE I WILL HARDLY TRY 2 IMAGINE SOME NEW TOPICS - .4 WAIT , WAIT , WAIT - OH , WELL , HAVE U EVER HEARD ABOUT THE BLACK ALBUM (I MEAN THE ONE OF PRINCE) , IT'S ABSOLUTLY BRAINSMASHIN , THE BEST I'VE EVER HEARD , IT'S REALY GREAT . SO IF U LIKE 'PRINCE' AS MUCH AS I DO AND U WANNA BE A PROUD OWNER OF A BLACK ALBUM TAPE U SHOULD CONTACT CREST AND WE CAN SHURLY ARRANGE SOMETHING . THE QUALITY OF THE COPY IS AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL IS . THAT ABOUT MUSIC . WHAT ABOUT MOVIES - HAVE U SEEN STANLEY KUBRICKS CLOCKWORK ORANGE ?? IT'S THE BEST FILM EVER MADE . I'M SORRY , BUT I CAN'T OFFER U ANY COPY OF THIS GREAT FILM CAUSE I EVEN DO NOT OWN A VIDEO-RECORDER - BUT A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE HAS A COPY OF THIS FILM , SO , AS I JUST SAID BEFORE CONTACT CREST FOR SOME GOOD VHS MOVIES , BUT THEY ARE NOT AS NEW AS U MIGHT THINK , BUT TRY IT ANYWAY . PEOPLE WHO OWBN A - MERICAN VIDEO RECORDER CAN CONTACT CREST TOO , CAUSE ANOTHER GOOD FRIEND OF MINE , WHO IS AMERICAN , HAS SOMETIMES REAL NEW VHS VIDEO TAPES BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY ONLY WORK WITH AMERICAN VIDEO RECORDER - ENUFF 'BOUT THIS ILLEGAL SWAPP AND COPY ACTIONS , OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR MY HEAD BY THE POLICE OR ANY OTHER OF THOSE SUCKERS . I THINK I'VE WRITTEN A WHOLE OF A LOT SO FAR AND I THINK THAT NOBODY IS SO STUPID AND IS READING THIS VERY LONG SCROLL-TEXT BUT FOR ALL THE STUPID , BUT NICE GUYS WHO HAVE READ SO FAR, THE ADRESS FOR COOL'N'FRESH DEMOS (OR ANYTHING ELSE):$ _H - 0: STUTTGART 80-ALLEMAGNE _ - SO THATS ALL TEXT FOR THIS DEMO BUT DON'T CRY WE WILL RETURN VERY SOON IN THE NEARER FUTURE . - !GOLDRUSH SAYS NO MORE (FOR TODAY) - 9SPACE DOESN'T WORK HERE ! - SO LET'S CONTINUE - .WITH THE TEXT - SHIT , SHIT , SHIT ! I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHERE I STOPPED . SO START AGAIN - <I'M A CODEMONSTER AND NO TEXTMONSTER AS GOLDRUSH IS ! SO BYE - 9_A LANGSAM _D SCHNELLER - 8HI YALL OUTTHERE . WELCOME 2 YET ANOTHER DEMO BY CREST . - )FIRST SOME FAST CREDZ _D CODE BY CROSSBOW - /MUSIC FROM THE LEGEND-WRITER DISC (SOUND NO.30) - +PIC BY LIZZARD / MANIPUALITIONS BY CROSSBOW - ;SCROLL-CHAR BY COMMODORE 64 - 3LOGO BY ACCOLADE _C $ AND FINALLY TEXT BY GOLDRUSH - WHAT DO U THINK 'BOUT THE WOBBLER ?? QUIET NORMAL , EH ?? BUT WHAT'S ABOUT THIS - 8 GOD DAMED , I HATE X-MAS ! IT'S SO STUPID 2 SIT AT HOME , WAITING 4 THE STUPID AND MOST TIMES SENNSLESS PRESENTS BROUGHT BY THE GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUS , NOT ABLE 2 GO 2 ANY DISCO OR PUP COZ EVERYTHING IS CLOSED , UNABLE 2 HAVE FUN WITH GOOD OLD FRIENDS COZ THEY'VE 2 SIT AT HOME AND DO THE SAME SHIT THAN I DO . - # NOTHING EXCEPT OF BEING BOORED ..$ - $ KILL THE BOOREDOM AND KILL X-MAS ! - BUT I WON'T DEPRESS U ANY LONGER WITH MY X-MAS-HATING AND SO I WILL GO OVER 2 MORE PLEASANT THINX - HAVE U SEEN 'PUKE AROUND THE X-MAS TREE' , THE LAST DEMOS OF 'CREST' NO , GO AHEAD AND CONTACT US OR GET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE AND READ THE SCROLL-TEXTS , THEY ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID BUT AS STUPID THEY ARE AS FUNNY ARE THEY 2 READ , I PROMISE , U WILL LAUGH TILL THE END . U BETTER CONTACT US ANYWAY . OR SHALL I SAY : ANYWAY , CONTACT US - .4 WHAT SHALL I WRITE - WHAT ABOUT NO SCHOOL , I MEAN HOLIDAYS , WELL , I THINK ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULLEST TIME IN LIFE : SLEEP ALL DAY , CODE ALL NIGHT , DRINK ALL THE TIME , OR DO NOTHING - H9 , I REALY LOVE HOLIDAYS - ( AN ICREDIBLE NIGHTMARE HAS BECOME TRUE - .: CROSSBOW IS ON THE PHONE - NOT ENOUGH THAT HE NEARLY SPENTS ALL THE TIME AROUND MY HOUSE ,EVEN ON X-MAS I HAVE 2 HEAR HE SHITTY VOICE - .4 OHH GOD , I'M SICK - .5 I THINK I'VE 2 PUKE - NO , CROSSBOW , PLEASE , SHOW MERCY AND STOP TELLING ME THINX I DO NOT WANNA KNOW - REALY WHO ON EARTH WANTS 2 KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HIS NEW ROUTINS - IF THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WANTING 2 TALK 2 HIM PLEASE CONTACT US COZ I AND FANATIC HAVE ENOUGH OF CROSSBOW , WE WILL SEND HIM 2 U WITH X-PRESS . - ?I THINK NOW HE IS ANGRY COZ I'VE HANG UP WITHOUT SAYING A WORD - THE TELEPHONE RINGS AGAIN , BUT I WON'T ANSWER (HEHEHEHEHEHE). I'M REALY LUCKY THAT U ONLY CAN HEAR THROUGH THE TELEPHON AND NOT SMELL AND TASTE COZ I WOULD HAVE FALLEN UNCONSIOUS IF I COULD HAVE SMELLED CROSSBOWS BREATH . I TOLD HIM 100 TIMES THAT HE SHOULD USE TOOTH-PASTE 4 HIS ORAL HYGIENE AND NOT THE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS ASS - 6 REALY , HIS MOUTH AND MY ASSHOLE SMELL LIKE THE SAME - ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS OR ANY OTHER CREST-SCROLL-TEXT HAVE 2 THINK THE WE IN CREST ARE ALL CRAZY , STUPID , BRAINLESS , STOONED , JUNKIES , GAY AND ABSOLUTLY NOT OF THIS WORLD . WELL , I JUST CAN SAY THAT WE ARE ALL THE THINX I'VE JUST SAID , BUT SOMETIMES WE ARE JUST KIDDING , 4 X-AMPLE WHEN I SAID I HATE CROSSBOW AND I WILL SEND HIM 2 EVERYONE WHO WANTS HIM IT WAS A COMPLETE LIE CAUSE STRICLTLY SPEAKING I LOVE HIM - I WANT 2 MERRY HIM , LIFE WITH HIM , MAKING LOVE WITH HIM , HAVING 100 OF SMALL KIDS , ALL LIKE CROSSBOW AND I WANNA MERRY FANATIC TOO . I LOVE THEIR INCREDIBLE TASTING SMELL , LIKE GOOD OLD SHIT . U WILL AGREE WHEN U HAVE SEEN AND SMELLED THEM THE FIRST TIME .$.. IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE . MAYBE U WILL MEET US THREE SOMEWHERE ON A COPY-PARTY OR SOMEWHERE ELSE , MAYBE ON TV OR IN THE NEWSPAPER OR ANYWHERE ELSE , I PROMISE U WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH CROSSBOW AND FANATIC , BUT BEWARE OF THE JEALOUS GOLDRUSH . DON'T TOUCH THE TWO NICE GUYS OR I'II KILL U . BUT IF U CONTACT US I'LL SEND U A PHOTO OF US THREE SO U CAN ALWAYS LOOK AT US IF U MASTRUBATE . ANYWAY , IF U HAVE SEEN US THE FIRST TIME U WILL MASTRUBATE ALL DAY LONG OR BETTER ALL NIGHT LONG . - 9 , I THINK I'M OUT OF WORDS (WHAT A TERRIBLE CONCEPTION) - BUT PLEASE DON'T RESET CAUSE I WILL HARDLY TRY 2 IMAGINE SOME NEW TOPICS - .4 WAIT , WAIT , WAIT - OH , WELL , HAVE U EVER HEARD ABOUT THE BLACK ALBUM (I MEAN THE ONE OF PRINCE) , IT'S ABSOLUTLY BRAINSMASHIN , THE BEST I'VE EVER HEARD , IT'S REALY GREAT . SO IF U LIKE 'PRINCE' AS MUCH AS I DO AND U WANNA BE A PROUD OWNER OF A BLACK ALBUM TAPE U SHOULD CONTACT CREST AND WE CAN SHURLY ARRANGE SOMETHING . THE QUALITY OF THE COPY IS AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL IS . THAT ABOUT MUSIC . WHAT ABOUT MOVIES - HAVE U SEEN STANLEY KUBRICKS CLOCKWORK ORANGE ?? IT'S THE BEST FILM EVER MADE . I'M SORRY , BUT I CAN'T OFFER U ANY COPY OF THIS GREAT FILM CAUSE I EVEN DO NOT OWN A VIDEO-RECORDER - BUT A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE HAS A COPY OF THIS FILM , SO , AS I JUST SAID BEFORE CONTACT CREST FOR SOME GOOD VHS MOVIES , BUT THEY ARE NOT AS NEW AS U MIGHT THINK , BUT TRY IT ANYWAY . PEOPLE WHO OWBN A - MERICAN VIDEO RECORDER CAN CONTACT CREST TOO , CAUSE ANOTHER GOOD FRIEND OF MINE , WHO IS AMERICAN , HAS SOMETIMES REAL NEW VHS VIDEO TAPES BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY ONLY WORK WITH AMERICAN VIDEO RECORDER - ENUFF 'BOUT THIS ILLEGAL SWAPP AND COPY ACTIONS , OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR MY HEAD BY THE POLICE OR ANY OTHER OF THOSE SUCKERS . I THINK I'VE WRITTEN A WHOLE OF A LOT SO FAR AND I THINK THAT NOBODY IS SO STUPID AND IS READING THIS VERY LONG SCROLL-TEXT BUT FOR ALL THE STUPID , BUT NICE GUYS WHO HAVE READ SO FAR, THE ADRESS FOR COOL'N'FRESH DEMOS (OR ANYTHING ELSE):$ _H - 0: STUTTGART 80-ALLEMAGNE _ - SO THATS ALL TEXT FOR THIS DEMO BUT DON'T CRY WE WILL RETURN VERY SOON IN THE NEARER FUTURE . - !GOLDRUSH SAYS NO MORE (FOR TODAY) -